November 30th, 2007

I see that Christina Aguilera is posing pregnant on the cover of Marie Claire.  Every time I see a famous pregnant belly on the cover of a magazine I think: Yeah, but she’s no Demi Moore.  Has no one informed these starlets that Vanity Fair created and broke the front page baby belly mold more than [...]

November 29th, 2007

I’m looking forward to the day when I wake up and realise that I don’t get pimples anymore.  I’ve been waiting since I was 13.  I didn’t have terrible skin as a youth and it’s not terrible now, but I feel I’ve been poking and squeezing things out of my pores and onto the bathroom mirror [...]

November 28th, 2007

Poor Adam has to put up with my artistic personality on a daily basis. He does this with patience and good humour.  It’s not that I’m always difficult to get along with.  You know, usually I’m light hearted, don’t take myself too seriously, try to find the good, spoon full of sugar and all that.  I mean, 99% [...]